-alan was dumped in the same cafe his father was murdered.
he tipped 40% that night because the milk was dull.
-the clock smith burned down city hall so he could have a new project.
-she called me a clam, so i called her a blonde.
she said she was trying to give me a compliment, so i told her to burn in hell.
she didn't think it was funny.
nick found an odd rock and started a religion about it.
today, he is a saint.
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