-an artsy-fartsy snob ties an open tube of paint to his ankle so he can leave trails of his art where ever he moves...
accidentally, he got shot in the head by a snipper trying to hit a politician attending his performance.
snobby is now a hero and art is once again a joke.
the snipper thought "oops".
-i wonder if raindrops would be competitive.
-Al stabbed his sister with a ball-point pen numerous timer after an argument.
he hid the body in his room and didn't tell his parents.
his last meal was delicious.
-once upon a time, the ocean was very still. then the moon came out from behind the horizon.
'twas the most beautiful sigh the ocean had ever seen.
...and ever since, there are waves in the sea.
-she was so in love with her, she tried to perform surgery with a butter knife on their pet.
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