Wednesday, June 27, 2012

the importance of chess pieces


to the average player: THE KING.
to the religious: THE BISHOPS
to the communist: THE PAWNS
to the materialists: THE ROOK
to a MAN: THE KNIGHTS

to a MAN with a girlfriend: THE QUEEN.

note the value of my coffee...

i KNOW i got my money's worth when i payed 77 cents for a cup of coffee that was TREMENDOUSLY light, DISGUSTINGLY watery... AND in a styrofoam cup...

there WAS a smile there... but HIGHLY cynical to how penny pinching got the best of me when i thought FUCK YOU corporate coffee house across the street! i'm going the Frugal route and shopping at  a mom & pop gas station... 
yeah... first of all, the clerk did NOT move the whole time i was there... DIDNT move. just stared at me with a squinty look, mouth half open, dropped arms, NO support from his shoulder, MORE fat in his body than a can of grease...
BARELY moved his hand to ring me up... AND DID not bother to tell me their coffee machine was broken, so he had just sold me a cup of COLD WATERY "coffee".
he probably pissed in it.
i think he's dead now. i dunno. i went back there a few days later and there was ANOTHER clerk, so i assumed the other died of a HEART attacked from laughing at me. but this time, i only bought one of those shitty moonpies that TASTE SO GOOD, but also like DEATH. you know what "little debbie" type of bullshit treats i'm typing about? YEAH, that. that's ALL i got in honor to the lack of guilt i had for possibly, POSSIBLY being responsible for the death of a tubby wanker who FORGOT TO TELL ME "HEY!! dont BUY OUR SHIT COFFEE!" be man!, have an ENERGY drink! i PEED ON THOSE TOO!
i took me 77 cents to kill a guy.. all because of some grind-filled- cold-DECAF drink.

be careful out there.. dont get had like I did... cus if you do... YOU KNOW you deserve it.

the positive thing about apathy

the positive thing about apathy is the indifference to personal distastes...

perfection =

idealism + reality = perfection

mundane + platonic = perfection

ambition + grasp = perfection

nature + violence =  perfection

sarcasm + bullshit = perfection

strategies + irony = perfection

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

leader..

fear the leader who sits on a throne as oppose to next to you.

hmm..

i dont wanna do for money the same things i could do for free...

Sunday, June 17, 2012

are you the one scream "let's have silence!" ?

using cards to buy cards..

I'm gonna remember the day when we're buying cards with cards. NO not hallmark cards, not thank, happy birthday or congratulations cards. simple "product" cards. gift cards, bonus cards, "use this to shop on-line" cards... AND paying with the wonderful credit or debit card... No wonder there's no more CDs, book or movies in stores. they really ALL did move to the other world; the on-line world. NOT THAT IT'S A NEGATIVE thing, but simply a call to analyze the drastic change in our materialistic thinking. there are no more objects to be bought, rather an object to buy them with. And what's gonna happen when we eliminate the middle man. when you only use your pocket-size life container, also known as your phone/computer/agenda/ID to capture the item of your interest, or at least the code you need to acquire, press "capture" and log to you account to pay for it and utilize as you will. the biggest worries for these costumers will be if there's either web access or if the battery is low the same way we use to worry about having out wallets in oir pockets or if we had enough cash to pay for that one special impulsive desire that added to our consumerist life-style. i repeat: this is not a negative perspective. simply a call for reflexion and analysis. cashier will not be necessary, but an assistant shopper will be. carts will not be necessary but addition RAM will be. you will not need to go out and do any of these things, but transportation WILL be as much as the rare desire to go out in the day and simply take a walk for the sake of change of scenery. ON this walk the brian will exercise some critical thinking as to why computer are now soluble and digestible and how wonderful it is to be on-line without the weight of a device. maybe an ancient instinct sparks the decision to log out as you walk into the store and buy for the first time in a long time, a bottle of organic apple juice in addition to your new apps in the actual store. And as ou reach for your pocket, you think... how silly of you; you left your wallet at home. no card to buy cards or that tempting juice. But it's ok... just log back on and forget you ever had this urge to behave so primitive-esque. purchase your indulgence and head back home to post a comment about it next to your opinion on the most recent on-line video.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

cannibal

do you follow monsters who claim to fight against them? do you think you'd be better off if you wandered away on your own...? Even in the dark, even dizzy by the noise... even clueless as what what is there to see if light was shed over the darkness you walk on... would you trust your ignorance in order to pursue acknowledgement...? are you aware of who you follow? are you aware of who you follow with? are you aware of who is following you? dear human... are you moster being followed? Do you claim the ability to fight monsters? do you know where you're heading? are they coming to you? are you going to them? do you know where you are?

Saturday, June 2, 2012