some food not to use in the bedroom...

1) fondue (OBVIOUSLY! anything boiling is already a bad idea, but something boiling and likely to drip... best stay away from. 2) veggies. (what kinda lame bland kinda sex are you having that you think carrots are gonna help?) 3) gum (it turns the focus of sex into a bubble blowing contest.) 4)oatmeal (you'll begin arguing over how organic is it and what milk choice was made) 5) alphabet soup (you MIGHT spell the wrong person's name...) 6) popcorn (you partner might suspect you're filming them... which if you ARE... just, let'em know before hand) 7) anything that has a "clearance" sticker on. 8) candy (you dont need more sticky stuff to add to the scene) 9) anything that envolves a lot of pealing... 10) steak (you might get stomach cramps)